A feast at D-zone’s house THIS SATURDAY!
That’s right, folks. The time you’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived. the time to gorge ourselves to an early grave! MEAT TIME !
I have hand selected the finest pieces of dead animals to BBQ for you folks this coming Saturday,
Attendance is MANDATORY!. Have homework? i don’t give a shit. don’t feel like coming over? go cry to your momma.
As you well know – Feasts at the D-zone’s happens once every 5 to 6 years, so those of you who will not show up will live to woe it for the rest of your puny insignificant lives.
The Royal Feast shall take place this coming Saturday at 14:00, bring your women, don’t want my girl to sit there by herself watching us scratch our balls.
You must confirm your attendance at this blog by Friday, or i shall consider you as a no-show.
Good day, gentlemen.
can bring my woman AND scratch my balls? cause that would be fantastic.
i’m in ofc. i’ll check with Eti l8er today.
ditto
Reporting in.
the gal is coming too.
come, sing me a song..
COME SING ME A SONG!@@
Bring wood and oil!
I shall come and perhaps my latest woman shall come to.
To an early grave, fat-asses!
Me, myself and I will be coming.
ok, unfortunately, Eti won’t be able to come.
im in (adlerist)
Btw, I’ll be very disappointed if there will be no Trump stakes
Okay folks, Slight update:
I’m gonna need some of you to bring some of the peripheral shit to the feast.
List of things each of us is expected to provide ( if you have a problem with bringing what you’re asked please sort it out with the other guys, switch between yourself or whatever ).
D-Zone : Dead animals for us to devour, Plastic “sakom”, some beer and wine, Ice Tea in multiple flavors.
Heir Kizaa – Alcohol ( don’t care which, preferably some beer ).
Abu-Rachel – “Mashkaaot Mogazim” ( Sprite, Kinly etc… )and plastic cups.
Ha Adlresit – Chips, this is crucial, i have no PO-TE-TOESS? What’s taters precious whats taters eh?!?! So i need you to bring in some to either make chips over in my house or just bring the finished product itself.
Führer Levi – SALAD!!!!! It fits you well, being gay and all.
Ha Rozen and Alonnigaz, i actually can’t think of anything else to bring, other than AIZA NUD SUS I BRANG!@# Seriously though, if you guys have anything in mind you wanna bring, just bring it in.
That’s it guys. See ya on Saturday and let’s pray for good weather…
D-zone out.
Well Alcohol is expansive and so can be soft drinks, so basicly I think Aloniggaz and myself should help kizza and Harachet imo. so HArachet I’ll bring 3-4 bottles of soft drinks.
kizza, i think u and i can each bring a six pack. what say you?
roger that harozen but i think u 2 should think about desserts:
ice cream, cake, fruit salad, pie, licorice, pudding, chocolate mousse, trifle, cookies, sorbet, tiramisu, crumble……..
**OD’ing**
**knocking head into cabinet**
aye, i have seven Goldstars already cold in the fridge which i bought earlier this week, so i’ll bring em over. another six pack from Alonnigez and we’re covered. i suggest u get a different brand, perhaps Stella-Artois, for diversity.
Dzone, please check if u have some vodka and a coffee liquer such as Tia Maria or Kahlua. if u do, then i’ll fix us some kick-ass White Russians, of which i have perfected my ability in preparing.
cheers.
i will bring two “Ugot HaBait” as well.
ok so Harachat you’re alone on light drinks, I”ll buy some icecream.
figured i’ll be the one to point out the shitloads of rain outside. supposed to be like that tomorrow as well. i think we should be ready for a postponement
From the latest weather reports it seems like tomorrow will not be as rainy as it is today, worse case scenario we’ll eat inside the house, i’ll still be able to make the meat outside under cover.
if it’ll be like today though, i guess we will have to call it off.
i should add someone should probably bring some Homos, i have only 10 pitot and maybe someone can bring a “Krov Adom” as well.
See ya niggas later.
red cabbage!!!! RED CABBAGE!!!!! TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
megare ashaf ta’mevin?
Rainning mad here, How is it in Yehud?
Then again, Sun came out here aswell.
well sunny here now. i think we can still do the whole thing today