Wicked Weekend Chillout!
So here’s the deal:
You are all royally invited to lift your lazy fat asses off whatever they’re on, and get them to my crib on Saturday noon. The cause for the occasion is of course to see each other “long time no see” ugly faces PLUS cool perks. Unfortunately, because seeing each other ugly faces is not a good enough reason for coming, i must elaborate on what are the perks i just mentioned.
The bad ass cool perks list:
:: Meat (on the BBQ of course..)
:: Drinks, Alcohol/Beer (soft drinks will also be available for gay people..)
:: Pool (nice cool water, big enough to fit everyone and pool games allowed!)
:: Poker (a table will be set aside for guys who actually own a pair, to put their money where their mouth is..)
:: Music (kick-ass background music will be playin the whole time, featuring my world famous collection. Yes, you can bring your own mix if you like..)
:: Boobies and Bikinis (given those with girlfriends actually bring them along. Did i mention entrance is allowed for couples only?..)
:: More Boobies (i’m covering my share with 4 stunning girls.. depending on their available booking times. This is the only perk which isn’t quite certain..)
Good enough for ya?
Now don’t get me wrong – I don’t care if you need to study, sleep, shag, or just don’t have the freakin time - your attendance is mandatory! Postpone everything you need to do, and make the time to come, cause if you don’t – you might as well change your name to Sarah Palin, move to Alaska and never be heard of again. Kapish?
So, you have until Thursday evening to RSVP, confirming your attendance of course. Oh, and i will need one of you mofos to come with me to buy all the stuff.
BTW, just tossing out an idea – i have no problem at all if you guys want to maybe make this bigger than us usual gang – might be cool if everyone brings a few close friends and making this a full fledged pool party..
p.s. – Starting this Tuesday for a whole week, i have the house free from the “parents condition” so every evening is open for whatever you might wish – movies, poker, swimming, orgies, etc. I can guarantee a steady supply of alcohol and nishnushim (yeah.. there’s no better word in english, so shut up). Just say the word.
Cheers
Dude. 10x for the invite.
your hospitality can not be matched.
im free on saturday up until 17:30ish so i hope we will start it on time this time.
unfortunately my girl is working from twelve so she wont be able to come.
if you need anything speak your mind.
oh and is there a movie we guys need to catch in hd?
I’m in, with flying colors will check about Marina aswell..
Kudos Kizzo
i’m coming fo’ sho’….FO’ SHOOOOOO’…hehe. i doubt if Eti can come though, she has a HUGE fucking test on sunday, and she’s worried about it as it is…
Meat.
looks like it will be a sausage party yet again…
mesibat NAKNIKIM!!!!!!! megare ashaf tamevin?
First of all, Kiza, thanx for not forgeting us gays and remembering that we do not like alcohol. The community appriciates this.
I’m in.
Liron – make Iris change shifts, by force! you are stronger, and if you protect the groin there’s no way she can beat you.
Alon – Eti is so cool, but a test is a test…
Shteiz – Marina is out of school so she can’t say no.
I’ll check wheter or not some of the random guys I sleep with likes to come.
I have to agree with Asaf here.
Please try at least this time to make a serious effort and bring along your girls.
And if you cannot, then at least give Marina a heads-up, cause i don’t think she’ll be comfortable being the only girl with us boys (and ugly ones at that..)
Like they say, “Its all or nothing”…
Who you calling ugly , fuckface?
it’s 100% sexy right here, beeatches.
Ye.. well D-zone.. hush.
I’ll see I already talked her into coming in, but she would really not appriciate being the solo dame.
any leads on any more vagainas for the shindig?
goddamn im having problems with posting comments here.
anyway, this is adlerist, and im coming FO SHO nigga.
i must say you’re the SHIT when it comes to such events.
i’ll have an answer from Sice today as well.
cheers!